Mark the date.
Mark the time.
Write it down, because last night our teenager from the future arrived.
Last night, during his bath Jack was staring sweetly into my face sweetly repeating: "Hi, Mama! Hi, Mama! Mama!"
and then slowly it transformed....
"Mama! ... Mana! ... Manda! Manda! Manda!"
and then he paused....grinned.... and began shouting:
"Eric! Eric! Manda! Eric!"
So I guess we're all on a first-name basis, now.