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Getting My Money's Worth

Mama God makes people. Not you and Daddy. Ok. You don’t put all those parts together in there to make someone. God makes someone. Mmhmm. So who made God and Jesus? Uh … well ... let’s call your godfather. Yeah, ‘cause he’s like God. Well, no … but this is why I hired him.

Jesus' Work Shop

Mama how did Jesus make bottoms? Well ... I guess ... uh ... really, God made the whole body all together so he just added bottoms, too. Yeah but how does he do it? How? Like how does he make them? On a table or a floor or a rug or a couch or outside or on a porch? -