Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Mars Venus

Amanda: It is truly amazing what a woman can get done around the house with one arm while holding a baby when compared to a man around the house with two arms.

Eric: You mean like picking up a spider?

Amanda: Touché.

Sunday, January 22, 2012


Jackson, you know how Christmas is over?


You know how all the decorations are put away?


And there aren't anymore Christmas things around anymore?




Can we finally go ahead and take down your gingerbread house?


Well, how long do we have to keep it?


How long do we have to keep it out?

For all days.

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Big Tip

Jackson: Can I tell you something?

Waitress: Sure. Of course.

Jackson: My baby brother Eli doesn't have any teeth.

Waitress: Oh really? He doesn't have teeth. Hmmm. Not like you, huh?

Jackson: Right.


Jackson: Can I tell you something?

Waitress: Of course.

Jackson: I love my mama.

Waitress: I love that you love your mama.