Mama? Can I have some of my Skittles?
Yes, you can have a few.
(quietly munching) Mama? How can I get these Skittles out of my belly?
Yes, how will they get out of my belly?
Well, I guess ... when ... you ... go to the bathroom? (I immediately regretted my answer as I instantly foresaw unsanitary fact-finding missions in the bathroom. But it was too late. The damage was done.)
There are Skittles in my poop!
No! I mean ... no. Not really. They are kind of ... well ...
Oh mama! I know! They're melted in my poop?
If I can't even handle a poop talk, how will I handle the birds and bees?