4 a.m.
Me: Ohmygoddidyouhearthat!?! Something is vomiting!
Eric: ....snore....
Me: The dog! The dog must be throwing up!
Eric: ....snore....
Me: (after seeing the dog sound asleep at the foot of the bed) Wait. Oh no. He's fine.
Eric: ....snore....
Me: Oh no, it must have been Jack! (I fling on my robe and dash into the hall to check)
Eric: ....snore....He's fine.
Me: Hmmmm, you're right. He is fine.
I crawl back into bed.
Me: I guess maybe we're being robbed and one of them was throwing up.
Eric: ....Hopefully...
Eric: ....snore....
Me: The dog! The dog must be throwing up!
Eric: ....snore....
Me: (after seeing the dog sound asleep at the foot of the bed) Wait. Oh no. He's fine.
Eric: ....snore....
Me: Oh no, it must have been Jack! (I fling on my robe and dash into the hall to check)
Eric: ....snore....He's fine.
Me: Hmmmm, you're right. He is fine.
I crawl back into bed.
Me: I guess maybe we're being robbed and one of them was throwing up.
Eric: ....Hopefully...
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