Friday, March 14, 2014

Bedtime

Mama, whas dat fweakin?

The glider.

No! Whas dat fweakin?

The glider.

NO! Whas dat fweakin?

You mean, why is it squeaking?

Yeeeeeaaaah.

I guess becuase it's old.

No.

Oh, well then why is it squeaking?

Becaaaause ... it's ... dirty.

Oh. Why is it dirty?

Becuase it got dirt on it. Got mulch on it.

Oh, so it's squeaking becuase it got dirt on it? Got mulch on it?

No.

Well then, why is it squeaking?

Because it's old.

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